why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Wow, 3D printers have really come a long way.
this is who i strive to be in life
For psychotic villains they’re pretty decent role models
this is literally the best gif on the internet
Boys are dumb girls are dumb we’re all just dumb
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY
what do people do when they get home if they don’t eat or blog
have great sex :)
Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
God has spoken.
You all know you heard his voice as you read that tweet .
think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries
My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
all i really want is a cute bad boy who’s kind of an asshole but is really sweet to me and calls me babe and lets me wear his leather jacket and runs his hands through my hair and make out with me while leaning against his cool car and he gets in fights and his face is bleeding and i help him clean up and then we make out more and in public he puts his hand in my back pocket. i could go on for days